Peanut just got 30 minutes of Bird Ruffles. Thirty. Minutes. Straight. I indulged him because I'm kinda curious to see how long he'd sit for it. But come on — half an hour? Even I agree that's a little ridiculous, and I'm the Bird Goddess.

Stopping after 30 minutes was not Peanut's idea. This is Peanut trying to climb back down to my hand after I unceremoniously put him on my shoulder. Because 30 minutes is not enough. Apparently.