Guess what?!?!?! I just got a pygmy goat, a miniature pony with a little cart, and five fuzzy little kittens — two clinging from the ceiling in the kitchen, and three clinging from the ceiling in the bathroom with their sharp tiny claws!!!!!!
No. Wait. That's not it.
Actually, I have an upstairs neighbor who "fell asleep" and let his kitchen sink overflow. Plus an industrial-sized, very noisy dehumidifier, an industrial-sized, very noisy fan attached to a distributor box, two hoses stuck into the ceiling in the kitchen (conveniently located right over the sink), and three hoses stuck into the ceiling in the bathroom (one of which is conveniently located right over the toilet).
Plus, of course, five very unhappy Finsters. Their cage is in the living room. I have all the lights on their regular timers, I've kept the Evil Wheat Grass out of sight, I changed their water and poop paper using the Finsterium's small door so they couldn't fly out if they got spooked, and I'm staying out of the living room as much as possible, trying not to bother them. Although they're clearly disturbed by this all, they have snacked a little, and right now they're in a nest box, getting ready to go to sleep. I guess we'll see if we can all sleep through the noise.
Here's a picture of all the hoses in the bathroom. Look! The fixtures are pink!

I'll try to get pictures of the
pygmy goat dehumidifier,
miniature pony fan, and
kitchen kittens kitchen hoses tomorrow. (That shouldn't be a problem. The Dry Guys don't come back to take the equipment away until Thursday. Sigh.)
I might even be able to get a pretty picture of the Finsterium in the living room!