(This is about what I should wear, of course.) As I've mentioned, Peanut likes to sit on my shoulder. His favorite shirts are polo shirts, since then he can sit on the collar. It provides a perfect perch for him, with the added convenience of keeping poops away from his toes. He's a very clean bird, after all. While he enjoys sitting at the back of my neck, preening my hair, he particularly likes this position, with his vent poised over my neck. Especially after baths. He really gets a reaction out of me when those warm, watery.... Sorry, I promised not to talk about that. But Peanut thinks it's funny.

Peanut also likes it when I wear turtlenecks. No handy perch, but the neck has all sorts of lovely folds that are fun to chew on.