I know what you're thinking: Why does she keep torturing her birds? But I haven't figured out a good way to offer cuttlefish bone in the Finsterium; currently I have one just lying on the floor, but the birds usually just move it around when they try to eat it. So, I ordered a new perch through the mail. It's bigger than I realized, but it should do the job. I'll trade it out with the other evil perch so it'll be in a familiar place, and with the Finster Attraction Device, it shouldn't be long before there are birds on it.