"I did not bring you over here so that you could Mind Control Bruce into giving you tasty seeds!"

"Ow! Freckles are not tasty seeds."

"Ow! That's my finger, not a tasty seed."

"I did not bring you over here so that you could Mind Control Bruce into giving you tasty seeds!"

"Shoulder...shoulder...shoulder.... That's my Shoulder Boy!" accompanied by hand gestures that gently herd the bird up to my shoulder

"Ow! Quit it!"

"Don't make me take you home!"

"Biting me won't turn me into the Big Sweaty Hand."

"I did not bring you over here so that you could Mind Control Bruce into giving you tasty seeds!"

"Ow! Ears aren't tasty seeds."