In case you thought I was lying, here's proof that Frank now eats corn. Lousy picture, I know. But there's a brown shape (Frank), and a yellow shape (a chunk of corn cob), and both shapes are close to each other. If you squint your eyes a little, and make a wish, you'll be able to see Frank actually eating the corn. Really.

My computer hard drive is full of mediocre pictures like this. Actually, some of them are worse. I have one that shows about five scalloped Spice finch breast feathers on a piece of paper. Fascinating! you say. Not to look at. But I recognize that piece of paper as one that has sat gathering dust on the piano for a lot longer than I care to admit, and see evidence of a Spice Finster having a Grand Adventure (and probably a little finch heart attack) outside of the Finsterium. So you see, a picture really is worth a thousand words.