Peanut continues to win the Lunch Game. In order to dominate us, he is now insisting on eating his snacks on top of the couch. Depending on how tall the futon is sitting, this places him in a position that is higher than our heads — or at least on the same level. Which means he's better than we are. Or at least our equal. But really, he's much better than we are.

The good news is that now he spends more time eating his own snacks than he does Mind Controlling Bruce into giving him sunflower seeds. The bad news is that he's now inches away from Bruce's head — so when he's ready for tasty seeds, he's just a short hop away from giving Bruce little Nibbles of Love Bites of Dominance.